If she seems as lonely as me, let her sink.

My name is Nikki. I live in Minnesota. I have a super doofy accent. I am easily charmed by puns. All I want in life is to live in Canada. Okay.

out of all the last names that exist in the world, I think “Dickinson” is one of the most unfortunate. 

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fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

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Hey brother

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in regards to finding my glasses under the pillow on the couch:

me: how did they get under there?
mom: you probably threw them there in your grumpy fit because you wanted to go nuh-night.
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missy-apolis:

The City of Minneapolis lit up the I-35W bridge and the Lowry bridge like this tonight in celebration of same-sex marriage being legalized in Minnesota today. 

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i wish i was a famous cat so i could meet anderson cooper

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